Be the envy of your friends and colleagues with the hottest calendar of 2016. 12 elegant pictures of your favourite soiled mattresses dumped on the streets of Walthamstow.
What sweet hell is this?, Brian Sewell
Miss March made me weep, Noel Edmonds
I laughed so much that tea came out my nose. I wasn't even drinking tea at the time..., Camilla Parker-Bowles
A4 posh paper.