Abandoned Mattress Calendars 2016


Be the envy of your friends and colleagues with the hottest calendar of 2016. 12 elegant pictures of your favourite soiled mattresses dumped on the streets of Walthamstow.

Customer reviews:

What sweet hell is this?, Brian Sewell

Miss March made me weep, Noel Edmonds

I laughed so much that tea came out my nose. I wasn't even drinking tea at the time..., Camilla Parker-Bowles

A4 posh paper.

I want a mattress calendar!