Be the envy of your friends and neighbours with these limited edition Mattresses of Walthamstow 2013 calendars. Features some of your favourite discarded and soiled mattri including 'Dirty Di Vann' from Forest Road.
My mother cried when she saw it Ross Kemp
Louis keeps asking where I got it but he can &*%$ off!! Simon Cowell
It made me commit a petty crime Noel Edmonds
Cost: £7.99 + delivery
NB: calendars take around 2 weeks to arrive